You know the drill: Journalist takes fully rigged BMW adventure bike on an epic journey tackling seemingly impossible terrain. The rugged moto gets knocked down but gets up again, proving its exceptional capabilities and saving the day by overcoming seemingly insurmountable odds and spanning endless horizons. But what about the rest of us with humbler goals, like shuttling through the suburban grid or threading traffic? Familiar urban sleds like Triumph Bonnevilles or Zero SR/Fs aren’t for everyone. Sometimes, you want to be the badass on a big, commanding, dual purpose bike.
On paper at least, the 2020 BMW R 1250 GS doesn’t seem like the most pragmatic choice for an urban assault vehicle. For starters, it’s big—not as hulking as its GS Adventure counterpart, which packs a gargantuan 7.9-gallon fuel tank and 591-pound curb weight, or off-road-biased foes like Ducati’s Multistrada 1260 Enduro or KTM’s 1290 Super Adventure. A large deal of the bulk comes from the Beemer’s signature character feature: the massive boxer cylinder heads that protrude sideways. Then there’s the 33.4-inch-tall saddle that can be ordered with an even higher altitude perch if you’re Teutonically built (like the bike). Swinging your legs over the big boxy saddlebags isn’t something you’d want to tackle on a regular basis (unless you’re a double-jointed freak of nature). But without them, the GS becomes vastly more welcoming.
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Speaking of welcoming, the 1250 GS’s larger 1,254cc engine benefits from what BMW calls ShiftCam, which uses variable valve timing for cleaner, more efficient combustion. Not only has horsepower climbed from 125 to 136, torque grows from 92 to 105 pound-feet. But the biggest benefits to rideability come at the crucial lower end of the powerband, where the new powerplant runs more smoothly than before, delivering off-the-line grunt with less chug-a-luggy chatter. Sure, that more honeyed power delivery makes it easier to negotiate Saharan dirt and sand. But it’s also helpful when you’re rolling at walking speeds trolling for a parking spot or slipping through traffic to get to the front of the line.
Poised at a red light, the GS stands tall and imposing, especially if it happens to be casually splattered with mud from, say, a weekend of trail riding. Don’t wash it down too soon after your excursion, as the muck only adds street cred… but leave it too long, and you become in danger of being a poseur. Choose wisely, the balance is delicate. When the light turns green, the clutch engages easily and the GS lurches forward urgently with quick twist of the throttle. There’s a lot of power on tap—not quite as much as Ducati’s superbike-sourced 158 hp mill and less power-to-weight ratio than the KTM, which is not aided by the BMW’s incremental weight gain with this iteration. But there’s also enough low and midrange grunt to easily lift the front wheel when accelerating hard with the electronics disabled. There’s a dizzying suite of assistance systems at play in the new GS, especially when equipped with the optional Ride Modes Pro package which adds a dynamic traction control system, lean-sensitive ABS, and hill start control pro, which enables personalized settings for how and when the parking brake engages.
Most of the bike’s settings are managed by BMW’s familiar control wheel on the left handgrip, which scrolls and clicks through menus displayed on the new 6.5-inch color TFT screen. While the setup might have annoyed die-hards when it debuted, it has managed to stand up to all but the most traditional of critics thanks to its bright display and ability to manage the bike’s increasingly expansive electronic settings. The display also somehow manages to feel at home in the city, offering a clear, concise way to get quick information and delve into the GS’s deeper-than-ever settings. There are still familiar hard buttons at both grips, but managing some of the deeper functions requires rolling and clicking that big dial on the left handgrip.
Despite its high and mighty stance, the GS can feel smaller and nimbler than it is when the suspension is dialed into firmer settings, either via manual adjustment or the ESA’s electronically adjustable modes. One of the great benefits of riding an off-road-capable bike in a city is that the usual annoyances that plague sportbikes become irrelevant. Ride disrupting potholes are easily soaked up by the compliant suspension, which in this case offers 7.5 inches of front suspension travel, and 7.9 at the rear (the GS Adventure offers even more cush: 8.3 inches front, and 8.7 inches back). It’s easy to take that bad boy persona to the next level by embracing a casual disregard for what others might think are obstacles. Wanna park on the sidewalk? Simply hop the curb. Don’t like how that cager cut you off? Swerve right past him on the shoulder. The GS’s power is plentiful, and though its heft can get in the way of hooning it like a 400cc supermoto, the shock and awe of maneuvering this beast through a city offers some consolation for those wishing for something smaller. It’s easy to pick up speed rapidly in the top dog GS, and BMW has added a feature that makes it easier to avoid trouble if you accidentally hit the gas while you’re grabbing the throttle. Dubbed Dynamic Brake Control, the system detects interfering inputs and cuts engine power while applying the rear brake. When intentionally operated, the BMW’s brakes respond crisply with excellent feel, offering powerful stops despite the bike’s weight. And on the topic of mass, the optional ESA suspension offers automatic load leveling to maintain proper pitch despite the addition of saddlebags or passengers.
At the end of the day, the BMW R 1200 GS might be a no-brainer for ultra-long-distance treks or large-scale ventures off the beaten path, but it’s still a somewhat controversial option for city riding. Yes, there are similarly configured but slimmer bikes better suited for lane-splitting (if it’s legal where you live). And indeed, the smaller 800 GS is more reasonable when you consider all the logical reasons for negotiating urban spaces. But there’s an undeniable mystique to that big ol’ boxer engine, and while the smaller bike is entirely practical, the big GS brings a sense of occasion to every ride that simply can’t be matched by its parallel-twin-powered stablemate. Go larger than life or go home: If you’d rather make your commute memorable and are repelled by two-wheeled appliances, BMW’s R 1250 GS offers an impactful and imposing way to tackle the beaten path.
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