Annette Carrion | Off With Her Head!

PHOTO: Jorge "El Chingon" Nunez

From the Whatever Happened To file, where in the hell has Annette Carrion been? And whatever happened to her Fashion Police column?! Well, it seems our fashionista was growing weary of critiquing other people's wardrobes each and every month, and decided to do something about her own. This is the result—sort of Emma Peel meets Aunty Entity, dontcha think? Actually, this photo is from the last page of Motorcyclist's new sister gun publication Recoil—only for some reason, they cropped off her head! Here's what she looked like before she got "photochopped." And no, it's not available as a poster.